From: Powdered TOAST Man Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet Subject: [aus.tv] Re: Who should host "What's up doc" ? Date: 4 Oct 1997 18:52:43 GMT Subject: Re: Who should host "What's up doc" ? From: j.stokes@bogus-address.anu.edu.au (Jason Stokes) Newsgroups: aus.tv Powdered TOAST Man wrote: >This is a micrcosm of my life in general. > >(Cartoons/Advertising Toys/Hardcore Porn). > >Not of what I watch, but what my life *IS* ! Your life *is* hard core porn? How weird must that be? 8 AM. The Toast hops into the car to go to work. 8.15 AM: Perky hitchhiker: Hi! I was just wondering if I could get a lift? PTM: Sure thing, honey. Perky hitchhiker: [removes top, takes dildo from purse...] 9 AM. The Toast arrives at work. Female security guards (2): Hey, stop there! We gotta frisk you to see if you are carrying a concealed weapon. Just step into this private room here... (Oral sex ensues...) 9.30 AM. The Toast steps into the office... Female Workmate: Oh I'm so sick of men! My boyfriend left me again! 2nd Female Workmate: Don't worry honey. [Removes top. Takes dildo from purse... ] 10 AM. Powdered toast man goes down to the bubbler... Bubbler repair woman: Wait a minute. I'm all WET!..... Etc, etc, etc.