Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet From: "Lane Gray, Czar Castic" Subject: [rec.humor.oracle.d] Re: Way out west Date: 18 Mar 2000 06:09:12 GMT Subject: Re: Way out west From: TechnoAtheist Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d Organization: Wall Street Crack Supplies, Inc. On Tue, 14 Mar 2000 00:54:58 -0600, a group of Stupid User Vehicle hating monkeys claiming to be Cici in Texas wrote: >On Mon, 6 Mar 2000 08:37:57 +1100, st@ferd2.thristian.org (Screwtape) >wrote: > >>Petulantia Spliffbint schrieb: >>>That's why I have a CD player in the car. You may wake up how you >>>wish. I'll wake up with The Stranglers. >> >>Uh, it's generally advisable to wake up *before* you start driving your car... > >Really? Somebody should tell the people who drive the Dallas Tollway >every morning. > > >Cici in Texas, who wants to win the lottery so she can afford to put a >big-ass billboard next to the tollway, saying HANG UP AND DRIVE! *bip*booooooop* *pbbbbbbbbbr*pbbbbbbbbbbbr* Hello? Rick? Hi, Buffy here. You should see the cute billboard they have on N Central, I just passed it. Hang on, It said: "Hang... up... and... *whaBAM!*crunch*tinkle