Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns
From: john@geac.UUCP (John Henshaw)
Subject: BRAD PICK: One of my personal favourites
Date: Mon, 4 Aug 97 15:10:00 EDT


Scenario:  A bishop (B) and a rabbi (R) are sharing a train
compartment.  After a short while, the two men of the cloth start
relating some of their past life experiences...

(General conversation...)

B:  So tell me, rabbi, have you ever actually tasted ham?

R:  Well yes, in fact.  Once when I was very young and daring, I tried
it.  But only the once...

(short pause)

R:  So tell me bishop, have you ever ...  enjoyed the comforts of a
young woman?

B:  Well, ahem, yes...  before I took my vows, mind you, when I was not
so old and not so wise...

[another short pause]

R:  Zo, it's better than ham, hmm?

[Ed:  If somebody hadn't sent this one out, I would have done it
myself, eventually.  ]
--
John Henshaw