From: Ed Dravecky III <dsheldon@netcom.com>
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [rec.arts.sf.fandom] Walk on the Wilde Side
Date: 2 Jul 1998 07:23:00 -0700

[Submitter's note:  If you don't get it, ask an English teacher.]

Subject: Walk on the Wilde Side 
From: rcpj@panix.com (Pierre Jelenc)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.fandom

    "A jaywalking pedestrian was killed in Brooklyn early yesterday 
    after being struck by a motorcycle [...] Dorian Grey, 39, was
    walking across Rockaway Parkway at Skidmore Lane at 1:10 a.m. when 
    he was struck [...]"
                                            New York Daily News 6/29

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