From: Infinity@world.std.com (Captain Infinity)
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [alt.religion.kibology] Re: Flat Butt
Date: 25 Mar 1998 10:04:29 +0100

Subject: Re: Flat Butt 
From: darla@spankypants.accessone.com
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology

Michael R. Nosek wrote:
 
> Does anyone have an SO with a flat butt or know someone who
> does?

Everybody else got the memo that the butt is _round_ Michael. What
are you, a member of that bogus "Flat Butt Society??" Are you always
running down to the docks begging the sailors to turn around before
they sail off the edge of the butt?  And I suppose you also
think the "moon" landing was a fake, like in Capricorn One?!  Does
the space west of Ohio say "Here Be Dragons" on your Triple A maps??

This is really fucked up, right here.

> "Button flys are a bitch when you're drunk." --Rhianna (rhianna@bee.net)

Oh honey--- you don't know from bitch until you have tried, while absolutely 
_faced_, to achieve perfect gynecological placement of a jellied-up diaphragm at 1 
in the morning in the bathroom with one foot balanced on the edge of the tub, while 
your boyfriend waits in the bedroom about 3/4 of an inch from Snore City.  _Man_ 
those suckers could ricochet.