From: fun@thingy.apana.org.au (David Gerard)
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [alt.gothic] Language Lessons
Date: 6 Sep 1998 02:23:52 -0000

Subject: Language Lessons
From: "Pariahic" <pariah@poe.org>
Newsgroups: alt.gothic

My Sister's kid said his first word today.

Cthulhu.

Those hours of training really paid off. She wants to kill me now.

Oh, and I've also taught him how to untie people's shoes while he's playing
at their feet.

I love being an uncle.