From: Michelle Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet Subject: [alt.support.childfree.moderated] Re: Unless "felching" gets you pregnant, Date: 27 Dec 1999 11:31:16 +0100 [Submitter's note: I can't even remember anymore how "felching" came to be mentioned in another thread, but I started this juggernaut in motion by naively inquiring as to precisely *what* it might be...] Subject: Re: Unless "felching" gets you pregnant, From: Rat & Swan Newsgroups: alt.support.childfree.moderated Ginny wrote: > On Thu, 7 Oct 1999 16:15:26 CST, in alt.support.childfree.moderated, > lvm@leland.Stanford.EDU (Larisa Migachyov) writ thusly: > >Wasn't there a small, mouselike animal involved in it somewhere? > :::brightly::: > Let's ask Swan! Swan might know!! ;) Ohh, dear... I just KNEW this would happen! The Problem With Felching is This... It's just too far South for a kiss. And if you say 'sucking', That's too much like fucking, While engaged in coitional bliss. I have no intention to squelch Somebody's desire to felch! So long as they're knowing What 'into', they're going, And that afterward, one *shouldn't* belch! The diagram, now, I shall draw: First, one must send for a straw, And also, for keen-ness, One ass and a penis One large load of jizz, and a maw. Insert 'tab A' in 'slot B' Lube up and fuck, vig'rously Then after the 'choad' Deposits its load Break out that straw and make free! Insert that there straw to its end Into the rump of your friend And now (straw in bum) Just slurp out that cum If thus, you, to felch, do intend! So now ends the lesson, so verbal I curl up with my teapot of herbal. As to why I don't bother Explaining the other... It's 'cause it's so hard to rhyme 'gerbil'!