From: Malena Martens <s349242@student.uq.edu.au>
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [alt.suicide.holiday] Re: irresistible ...Re: penis too short must die
Date: 11 Dec 1999 01:10:42 GMT

Subject: Re: irresistible ...Re: penis too short must die 
From: Hermotimus <boukephalos@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.suicide.holiday

SuzanPeachFuzz wrote:

<snip>

> Sorry in advance doesnt cut it.  SuzanPeachFuzz  (who is getting sick
> of being fucked with for simply being a Christian)

Truly, as it says in the Good Book, sitting here open before me:


Suffer the fucked-with to come unto me
And I shall nourish them with saccharine and aspartame;
And they shall be without calories.
For surely it is easier to pass a carton of unfiltered Camels
under the  eyes of an anti-tobacco fanatic
Than for the hypoglycemic to inherit the kingdom of Heaven.

For in my Father's server there are many newsgroups,
And if the group shall be not worthy, and shall not hear thy word,
Do not shake the dust from thy feet and move on,
But wear thy religion on thy sleeve, and shout of thy ostracism
in the street-corners and the public places;
That thou mightest wrap thyself desperately in the mantle
of the martyr, without thy having to be crucified, or stoned,
or fed to the lions, or anything yucky like that,
But verily, only to be made sport of for postingeth religious
drivel in a non-prophet newsgroup.

Thus sayeth the Bored.

Here endeth the reading.