From: crisis <crisis@quackquack.com>
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [alt.fan.karl-malden.nose] Re: How To Make A You Drunk Bastard (was Damn, this is a good buzz.)
Date: 22 Dec 1999 04:49:00 GMT

Subject: Re: How To Make A You Drunk Bastard (was Damn, this is a good buzz.) 
From: b@lloo.at.REMOVEpenis.dot.com (the_mighty_balloo)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, alt.drunken.bastards, 
 alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, alt.romath, aus.flame

'Menjy' <Menjy@HAHAPinKKKy-butt.LART.com> escribiѓ en artэculo: 
И Axel wrote:
И>'Menjy' wrote:
И>> п|Еп - The Toast With The Most! wrote:
И>>>'Menjy'  (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail?   [ ]
И>>>% п|Еп - The Toast With The Most! wrote:
И>>>%> nightmare  (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail?   [ ]
И>>>%>% п|Еп - The Toast With The Most! 
И>>>%>%> Axel  (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail?   [ ]
 
И>>>%>%>% Get some pre-mixed Kahlua Mudslide.
И>>>%>%>% Spike it with Captain Morgan's, to taste (1:1 has a pretty
И>>>%>%>% good kick to it)
И>>>%>%>% Add ice, and enjoy.
И>>>%>%>%
И>>>%>%>% Now, if I could just figure out why there are two monitors
И>>>%>%>% in front of me....
И>>>%>%>
И>>>%>%> Recipe for the You Drunk Bastard:
И>>>%>%>
И>>>%>%> 5 oz Tanqueray gin
И>>>%>%> 1/2 cup blueberries
И>>>%>%> 1/2 cup ice
И>>>%>%>
И>>>%>%> Place in blender.  Puree.  Drink on beach.  Repeat.
И>>>%>%
И>>>%>% I gotta try this sometime soon. Though my personal fave is the:
И>>>%>%
И>>>%>% Spiced Winter Delight:
И>>>%>%
И>>>%>% 1 cup Capt. Morgan SPiced RUm
И>>>%>% 1 cup hot apple cider
И>>>%>% sprinkle with cinammon
И>>>%>%
И>>>%>% Mix in cup. Drink in front of the fireplace. Repeat until blitzed.
И>>>%>
И>>>%> This Is A Good Idea
И>>>%
И>>>% So's this. Menjy's Hot Wine for Lazy Bastards:
И>>>%
И>>>% 1/2 pint red wine
И>>>% cinammon, nutmeg, a couple of cloves
И>>>% 3 spoons sugar
И>>>%
И>>>% Microwave. Drink. Repeat till warm.
И>>>
И>>> Holy cow.  I just made one of those.  Really.
И>> 
И>> And it's summer over there. Now *that's* dedication.

Blub's south of us, but he's not THAT far south.

И>>> And it's *good*.
И>> 
И>> 'Course it is. Have another.
И>
И> ad mee to yuoor tits
И
И Hey, I've had an idea. Let's *all* drink loads and loads 
И of Menjy's Hot Wine for Lazy Bastards, then go line-dancing
И at the Capoeman christening.

I've got a better idea.  Why don't I take a six foot length
of chain and drive railroad spikes through every fifth link,
wrap one end around my right hand and duct tape it in place,
then fling an open ten pound bag of flour across all the 
costumed poseurs on a country and western bars dance floor
while shouting "IT'S PROCTOLOGY TIME, BABYCAKES!  NO ONE 
LEAVES THE ROOM WEARING A CANDY ASS COWBOY HAT!" hm?