Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: dunn@soon.com (Lauren Dunn)
Subject: This is my partner, this is my . . .
Date: Tue, 7 Oct 97 19:30:09 EDT

I became fully aware last night that I've been spending entirely too much 
time with my computer. The first clue was when I noticed that my right hand 
is now permanently cramped into the famous "Microsoft Mouse" position.

The second hint was a little more tragic . . .

As I lay in bed last night looking at my wife, thinking how nice it would 
be to have sex with her, I rested my hand upon her breast and gently cupped 
it (having no choice, since my right hand is now permanently cramped). I 
heard a soft moan, but moments later found myself relegated back to my side 
of the bed.  Alas, I had double clicked her nipple.