From: The Great and Powerful Danny Sichel Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet Subject: [rec.arts.comics.dc.universe] PRIEST/BRIGHT on WW.. Not So Fast... Date: 3 Apr 1998 12:31:00 -0700 Subject: Re: PRIEST/BRIGHT on WW.. Not So Fast... From: Jim Smith Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.dc.universe Michael Doran wrote: > > As tempted as I am to save this till my DC Preview tomorrow (the little > red devil guy sitting on my shoulder is really making a strong case), DEVIL: Mwahahahahahah! *Keep* your information, Michael! You're a bastion of truth and journalism in the comics industry, and you can do whatever you please! These piddling plebians already can't go more than a week without your insightful news, and they'll come *begging* to give your website more hits! Keep the information, Michael. DORAN: Well, he makes a pretty good case...but I can't help feeling there's *another* side to this... BEAR: Hello! I'm your bear! DORAN: My...my bear? What are you talking about? Where's the *angel*? BEAR: I...don't know. But, if you get honey out of a beehive, always run to the nearest pond. If you go a-swimmie, the bees will not sting you on your jimmie! DEVIL: Look, Mike...someone here's not playing with a full deck. I can't work with this guy. DORAN: Yeah, look, bear...can you tell me *anything* about dispelling Usenet rumors? BEAR: ... What's a "dispelling"? DORAN: All right, that's it...I've decided to keep the information to myself until the Newsarama DC Preview on Tuesday, only at www.AnotherUniverse.com. I hope you're happy, bear. BEE #1: Hey, which one of you guys stole our honey!? BEAR: Uh...buzz, buzz...I think it was him. DEVIL: Wait, I didn't... BEE #2: Yeah, I think you're right, pal! Let's get him! DEVIL: No, it wasn't...Ack! Get off me! Stop! Help!