From: dean.lenort@att.net (Dean Lenort) Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet Subject: [alt.religion.kibology] Scientists are LAME! Date: 18 Feb 1999 05:47:11 -0000 Subject: Scientists are LAME! From: Teg Pipes Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology The straight line I've been waiting for for the past four years was finally delivered today. In the lab, obviously, four people were there, standing around the water cooler, talking about some heroic genetic screen, nice, pregnant pause after the straight line just begging to be exploited like a coal mine in the south east and I slid my joke in beautifully and...NOTHING! THEY ALL JUST STARED AT ME! FUCKS! I'LL KILL YOU ALL! POST-DOC: ...that was the night that I mated four-thousand pairs of flies. ME: Boy, you must've been really sore after that! ME: G'NIGHT FOLKS! DRIVE SAFELY! I work in a stupid genetics lab for FOUR YEARS waiting for that line, FOUR YEARS! And when it finally comes, I make my joke and EVERYONE JUST LOOKS AT ME! ARRRRRGH! I COULD'VE BEEN DOING BIOCHEMISTRY ALL THIS TIME!