From: Craig Macbride <craigm@bf.rmit.edu.au>
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [comp.unix.sco.misc] Is every Unix (including SCO,s) full of daemons ?
Date: 12 Oct 1997 11:58:00 -0700

[Submitter's note:  Either the silliest troll to a comp group in ages, or
someone who's got serious problems with the English language.]

Subject: Is every Unix (including SCO,s) full of daemons ? 
From: w_scholz@mercuryin.es (Werner Scholz)
Newsgroups: comp.unix.sco.misc

Hi, I'm about to install SCO UNix. But I heard that any Unix is full
of daemons or demons. I uninstalled Linux because of that reason and
because I had a lot of trouble since having installed it.

As a Christian user I don't wanna have to do anything with Satan and
his daemons. Is the only alternative for me Windows NT ?

A question to SCO : I will not pay for an Unix which is full of
demons. Not a penny. I won't install your Unix if I have to install
only one demon or daemon. You must really be crazy if you think you
can fool a Christian user with your Satanic Unix ! I will have to
install Windows NT ONLY because of this reason. You must really be mad
if you think that a Christ will pay for your daemons !

In hope for an answer from SCO,

Werner