From: SamIam5317@aol.com
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [alt.books.stephen-king] Re: OT: How Many ABSKs are There Anyway? (was Re: Very Quiet)
Date: 23 Oct 1997 14:38:40 +0200

Subject: Re: OT: How Many ABSKs are There Anyway? (was Re: Very Quiet) 
From:         web@pcjfn.msc.com (Web Master)
Newsgroups: alt.books.stephen-king

Rick Ward (rickward@email.unc.edu) wrote:

: Well, you might be...remember SamIAm's summary of Cujo?

SEVERELY WARPED BUT CUJO SPOILERS NONETHELESS FOLLOW....





For some reason, this started rolling around in my head this morning
and when I saw this post I decided to write it down. Don't shoot me
(I'm only the piano player)...

Cujo in the Wind (with apologies to Elton, Bernie and anyone else...)

Goodbye Vic Trenton
Though I never chewed you at all
I got a few bites off your wife
And I made the sheriff fall
She crawled out of the Pinto
As the disease ate into my brain
All she wanted was the phone
All I wanted was chow mein

And it seems to me I did all this
'cos I got rabies from a bat
Never knowing who to bite next
Hmm, I'll have some of that
And I would have liked to have chewed you
Oops, I guess I did
I didn't really mean it
All I wanted was the kid...

Rabies sure is tough
The toughest part was hearing Frank Dodd
It turned me into boogeyman
And pain was the price we paid
Even when I died
Oh the spooks still hounded you
Cos the Pinto was a tomb
And the Tadder was found semi-nude

Goodbye Bannerman
>From the young dog who was called Cujo
Who sees you as something more then lunch
More than just someone to chow down on

And it seems to me I did all this
'cos I got rabies from a bat
Never knowing who to bite next
Hmm, I'll have some of that
And I would have liked to have chewed you
Oops, I guess I did
I didn't really mean it
All I wanted was the kid...