Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
From: Dean Lenort <dean.lenort@att.net>
Subject: [alt.religion.kibology] Re: Today's news of the Very Interesting
Date: 06 Aug 2000 17:26:56 GMT

[Submitter's note: The line of Cthulus was part of Mr. Bay's signature.]

[Moderator's note: That has to be one of the scariest plurals I've seen.]

Subject: Re: Today's news of the Very Interesting 
From: ktakki@artcrime.com (Karlo Takki)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology, alt.culture.gard-trask

jmbay@Stanford.EDU (Joseph Michael Bay) wrote in 
<8mfkt1$jc1@epic18.Stanford.EDU>:

           O N E !    S i n g u l a r   s e n s a t i o n...

      /    /    /    /    /  |    |    |   | \    \    \    \    \
     /    /    /    /    /   |    |    |   |  \    \    \    \    \
    /    /    /    /    /    |    |    |   |   \    \    \    \    \

>(Oo)  (Oo) (oO) (oo) (OO) (xO) (Oo) (-o) (\/) (pq) (00) (oO) (0O) (oO)
>/{|\  /{|\ /{|\ /|}\ /(|\ /||\ /}{\ /#|\ /\/\ /}|\ /}|\ /|}\ /,|\ /}[\

           *shuffle*      *shuffle*       *step*        *kick*