From: "Ian D. Porter" Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet Subject: [uk.adverts.personals] Re: Sexy lad available Date: 7 Jul 1998 13:27:00 -0700 [Moderator's note: The following article is rot13-encrypted because of potentially offensive material. If you suspect this will be the case, do NOT decrypt it. It is your decision. See disclaimer below. See the FAQ posting for information on how to decrypt this article.] Subject: Re: Sexy lad available From: Simon Wilkinson Newsgroups: uk.adverts.personals In a moment of divine intervention, Peter wrote this mini epic... >Hi All you sexy girls. > >If you want a good time next week get in touvh with me. > >I am 24 years old, slim build, 6ft tall and have a 7 inch dick ready >for you. > >Love PJ And what might the ladies anticipate in the way of stimulating conversation?? PJ: Hi babe lady: Good evening, you must be PJ...it's really nice to meet you...sorry I'm late but the motorways were stood still after an accident just before Junction 14...still... PJ: Wanna see my 7 inch dick babe? lady: oh you are so funny...i do love that incisive rough and ready wit...tell me PJ...what are your favourite bands? PJ: I'm ready to jiz on your tits babe Lady: It's a lovely MacDonalds you chose to meet in...do you come here every week? PJ: I'd love you to suck it babe Lady: I seem to remember a health club around here somewhere..called something like "muscle World"...I've always wanted to look around the facilities as i'm thinking of getting a membership..actually it's a big growth sector...between you and me PJ...you could do worse than invest a lttle cash in a chain...know what i mean? PJ : Do you take it up the arse? etc...etc...etc.. so c'mon ladies email PJ for a great night out!