Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: iAm@bryanross.com (Bryan Ross)
Subject: Child Processes.
Date: Wed, 19 Jan 2000 19:30:00 PST

I was just surfing on a  nameless geek clothing outlet and I saw this cool
kids t-shirt that said "child process" across the front.  As I got my
credit card out and was starting to purchase one for each of my daughters,
my wife walked in and asked me what I was buying.  I showed her the picture
of the shirt and she tilted her head and asked, "Don't you routinely kill
child processes?"

I closed the browser and opted instead to show  my affection for my girls
by reading them a story.