Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
From: "Gary Eckhardt" <garynewsmail@satx.rr.com>
Subject: [rec.music.artists.kings-x] Re: Just ordered Then from Amazon
Date: 16 Apr 2000 02:59:10 GMT

Subject: Re: Just ordered Then from Amazon 
From: DougOrama <dougorama@my-deja.com>
Newsgroups: rec.music.artists.kings-x

Sounds like an Abbott and Costello routine:


Hey, I ordered "Then" just now.

   You ordered What just now?

No, not "What," "Then."

   Then when?

Just now, from CDNOW.

  You ordered a CD just now?

No, I ordered "Then."

  You ordered a CD then?

No, I didn't order a CD.

  You said you ordered a CD now!

No, I ordered "Then."

   When?

Not "When," "Then."

  You ordered "Then?"

Just now!

  Now or then?

"Then."

   From where?

CDNOW.

  You said you didn't order a CD!

No, it's CALLED CDNOW.

    Ohhhhh! Now I get it! You order stuff there often?

Now and then.

   ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!




Sorry folks...couldn't resist. Groan away!