From: (kettir.the.cat.the.wonderful.wonderful.cat) Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet Subject: [alt.peeves] Re: For the simps among us... Date: 2 Dec 1997 17:09:24 +0100 Subject: Re: For the simps among us... From: pigface@netcom.com (Notorious P.I.G.) Newsgroups: alt.peeves In article <651hal$23e$1@samba.rahul.net> Ken Smith writes: >Cats are designed to eat mice. Cat food should be made out of mouse = meat. "They won't even look at the food you give them, and then they sit in the middle of the floor, and lick their butt. Why don't they just make butt-flavoured cat food?" *Gallagher, paraphrased*