From: "Terry L. Smith" <tlsmith@netcom.com>
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [alt.arts.ballet] Re: silliness (was Re: TORONTO Performances?)
Date: 4 Mar 1999 07:08:32 GMT

Subject: Re: silliness (was Re: TORONTO Performances?) 
From: salzberg@flash.net (Jeffrey E, Salzberg)
Newsgroups: alt.arts.ballet

In article <Pine.ULT.3.96.990227161237.14360F-
100000@slime.atmos.washington.edu>, sandik@slime.atmos.washington.edu 
says...
> On 26 Feb 1999, Leigh Witchel wrote:
> 
> > I think the next performances are Les Grands Ballets Canadiens coming to
> > the Hummingbird Centre to do Fernand Nault's Carmina Piranha, erm. .
> > ..Burana.  It starts March 9, I think, but I like Piranha better.  Medieval
> > monks being fed to man eating fish.  Now THAT's a new ballet for you!
> > 
> > O Fortuna!
> 
> Or for trout?

You say, "Carmeena," I say "Carm-eye-na."
You say, "Burahna," I say, "Bu-AY-na."

"Carmeena, Carm-eye-na"
"Burahna, Bu-AY-na."

Let's Carl the whole thing Orff.