From: The Great and Powerful Danny Sichel <eds7466@umoncton.ca>
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [rec.humor.oracle.d] Religious Oracularity
Date: 3 Aug 1997 21:38:00 -0700

Subject: Re: Religious Oracularity 
From: Richard@molerat.demon.co.uk (Richard Wilson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d

askinner@gbconsulting.com "Ami Skinner" writes:

> a bad day for burros.
>
> Isn't that a Seuss title?

        "Listen, sir," I said quite proudly,
        "You don't know with whom you're dealing.
        And what's more," I shouted loudly,
        "Don't think I won't be appealing!
        You may think you're very clever,
        But I tell you in all sorrow;
        I would not, could not, now or ever,
        Be indecent with a burro."

Hmm... no, I don't think my parents ever read me that one.