Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns
Subject: Black Humour
From: mas@castle.edinburgh.ac.uk (M Smith)
Date: Wed, 16 Jul 97 19:20:03 EDT


I got this one from my Uncle over the Christmas Holidays, I've no idea
where he got it from....

A seven year-old turns up in his classroom one morning to be
confronted by his teacher:

Teacher: Morning Tommy, and why weren't you at school yesterday?

Tommy: Well Miss, my Grandad got burnt.

Teacher: Oh Dear, he wasn't too badly hurt I hope?

Tommy: Oh yes Miss, they don't fuck around at those crematoriums.