From: Wardog <wardog@webwide.net>
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [alt.law-enforcement] Broccoli Walks Down the Street Topless
Date: 2 Jun 1997 10:53:01 -0700

Subject: Re: Broccoli Walks Down the Street Topless 
From: nospammildbill@concentric.net (Bill)
Newsgroups: alt.law-enforcement, can.politics

smathesn@*lis.ab.ca wrote:

>Norma sez:
>
>>  Broccoli can look erotic if it is presented properly.
>
>My, what a bizarre fetish you must have!  Soft focus lens, good lighting, 
>and a stock of broccoli...

Well thank God we ain't talking about no dam gum fruits.  As long as we
ares talkin about good old American Vegitables that is just fine, but none
of this weird stuff with fruit.