From: Geoff Allen <geoff@wsu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [soc.sexuality.general] Re: Bras
Date: 4 Oct 1997 18:32:21 GMT

Subject: Re: Bras
From: bonni@prairienet.org (Bonni Hall)
Newsgroups: soc.sexuality.general

Behold! ~ Devildog ~ (Devildog@webtv.net) did say unto us:

> Bras like every other piece of clothing and everything else that affects
> a woman's appearance is all about control.  It's all about creating the
> illusions that what is actually more appears less and what is in reality
> less seems much more in the never ending battle against the cruelties of
> fate and reality and damned physics. A bra is a personal jello mold that
> gives an "acceptable" or desirable shape that changes with the times and
> fashion.  It is a billboard advertisement crying out "Get your mommy
> nurturing love right here for the low, low price of commitment "till
> death do you part'".

Funny, I thought it was just to keep my breasts from bouncing around
uncomfortably due to their size and the effects of gravity.

Silly me.