From: Dragon Lass <bree@magna.com.au>
Newsgroups: alt.tech-support.recovery
Subject: Re: shoot the chickens
Date: Thu, 29 Jan 1998 15:25:49 +1100

On Tue, 27 Jan 1998, Zap 0 wrote:

> Hi,
> 
> just noticed this.
> 
> ALL the tech-support-bobs where I work are into FIREARMS.
> 
> doing tech support was the only place I've ever been asked "if I wanted
> to shoot my ex-boss with a high powered rifle..."
> 
> the non-bobs think this is odd.

I want to get my ex-supervisor & tie him in a chair in a very vulnerable
position.  Then, I want to ram a large piece of broccoli up each nostril
and sprinkle pepper on the heads.  
Then, I would superglue a dunce hat to his head[1], and superglue a
headset to the hat so it is over his ear.
I would then replay to him every whinging customer that has been taped on
my evaluations; make him listen to *all* of a Billy Ray Cyrus CD[2] and
then to top it off make him listen to the dreary hold music until he falls
asleep, then jolt him awake each time he does.

And all of this while holding a menacing looking rifle.

Just all part of the job, really.

[1] Preferably with a microsoft logo on it.
[2] making sure Achy Breaky Heart is on repeat several times.