From: The Great and Powerful Danny Sichel <eds7466@umoncton.ca>
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [rec.arts.comics.dc.universe] Re: Who has beaten Batman in a Fight?
Date: 20 Jul 1998 06:25:30 GMT

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Subject: Re: Who has beaten Batman in a Fight? 
From: "Matthew Herper <mjherper@mit." <"remove-me>.edu">
Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.dc.universe

Czeskleba wrote:
> >Actually, an interesting question would be how would Batman take out
> >an X-men character
> 
> Well, on the first date he would probably bring a nice bouquet of
> daisies, and they would probably have a modest dinner at some place
> that sells Thai food. Then back to the Batcave for some nasty Batsex.

O, C'mon.  Bruce is a gentlemen.  And he's rich.  He could afford
a good Thai restaurant, if he wanted to get laid.  Nasty Batsex.
Hmmph.

But do you think he has a special utility belt for such occasions?

"No, Selina.  I'm not here to arrest you.  I'm wearing my _other_
belt.  With the Bat-Vibrators, Bat-Flavored-Condoms, and Bat-Water-
Based-Lubricants."

"Tim!  Get away from my special utility belt.  No, you can't borrow it
while you go see Spoiler."

What color do you think it is?  Violet?

And since the title of this thread is "who has beaten Batman",
do you think he's into that?  It would explain why he goes for
a woman who often wears bondage gear and carries a whip....