Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: enge0213@tc.umn.edu (Aaron Engelhart)
Subject: One Heck of a Portscan
Date: Wed, 17 Mar 1999 19:30:00 PST

as long as we're on the subject. 
by Anonymous Coward on Monday March 15, @12:50PM

>at 5 in the morning, an associate of mine took the time
>to compute the rough bandwidth consumed in the human
>ejaculation. 
>
>the human body contains 75 megs of genetic data. 
>so the sperm transmits 37.5 megs, give or take a skosh. 
>100 million in a millileter, 
>2.25 ml per ejaculation, average. 
>
>the bandwidth works out to 
>
>8.4EB/s 
>8.4 * 10 to the 3rd terabytes 
>8.4 * 10 to the 6th gigabytes 
>
>9,019,431,321,600,000 bytes in your penis per second. 
>
>that's one heck of a portscan.

[from slashdot.org, 3/15, story uncredited]