From: Bruce Baugh <arisian@eyrie.org>
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [rec.games.frp.advocacy] Re: hot n horny hoe's await you!
Date: 1 Oct 1997 09:04:20 +0200

Subject: Re: hot n horny hoe's await you! 
From: Jim Henley <jlhenley@erols.com>
Newsgroups: rec.games.frp.advocacy

Alan D Kohler wrote:
> 
> Why in the world would I be interested in garden
> implements that are elevated in temperature and
> that have animal adornments on them?

But isn't it a relief that they're _awaiting you_ and not actively _on
the way_?