From: Paul Dwerryhouse <paul@xenu.ee.mu.oz.au>
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [aus.general] Bill Gates in Australia
Date: 15 Feb 1998 10:32:00 -0700

Subject: Bill Gates in Australia 
From: bromage@hydra.cs.mu.oz.au (Andrew Bromage)
Newsgroups: aus.general

G'day all.

Bill Gates will be visiting Australia very soon.  Amongst other things,
he'll be touring state schools in Victoria to see how the new push to
make him more money is being implemented.

And then I think of what happened when he visited the World Economic
Forum in Brussels recently...

I'd like to make it plain here and now that I would never suggest that
somebody attacks Bill Gates with a cream pie during his visit.  I would
never incite someone to do that at all, nor dream of conspiring myself
to perform a deed such as this.

It would be funny, though, if by some forces beyond his control (and
mine, since I would never be involved with such a deed myself, nor
suggest that anyone else do it), he couldn't visit any part of the
globe without getting a faceful of cream.

Does anyone know his itinerary?