From: Michael the Polar Bear <mscheetz@pacifier.com>
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [rec.music.tori-amos] -I- Re: Was Jesus gay? (a catty reply that may be offensive)
Date: 28 Nov 1997 19:41:01 -0700

Subject: Re: -I- Re: Was Jesus gay? (a catty reply that may be offensive) 
From: vwright@bgnet.bgsu.edu (Vincent Andrew Wright)
Newsgroups: rec.music.tori-amos

Well, he never sucked MY... (okay, I can't finish. There's something of 
the good Methodist boy left in me, after all these years.)

Hey, you know what's the difference between a straight apostle and a gay 
apostle?

Seven glasses of the Blood of Christ.