From: pbornem@hexis.net (Philbo)
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [alt.life.sucks] Re: HFW
Date: 29 Nov 1998 06:44:38 GMT

Subject: Re: HFW 
From: smokeybehr@alt.net (Smokey Behr)
Newsgroups: alt.life.sucks, alt.animals.dolphins, alt.armourers, alt.teens, 
 alt.discuss.flame, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.discuss.katzenjammer, 
 alt.politics.homosexuality, soc.men, alt.satanism, 
 alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup

dragonfly <dragonfly@stormi.demon.co.uk> scribbled 21 lines on the
chalkboard in the Kindergarten room:

>~~
>>==>>the HFW and the equally inane DMV live in alt.flame....but I would'nt
>>==>>recomend any mass crossposting to them....they would only take that as
>>==>>an invitation to infest other groups
>>==>
>>==>A post from a WebTVer calling himself DragonLord, that is so, well,
>>==>expected. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>==>
>>webtv people are weirdos.  i swear they must all be 12 years old!
>
>why do you think they made webtv in the first place?

One of the alt.aol-sucks denizens has a lovely .sig file that
perfectly describes AOL'ers and WebTV'ers...

>Actual AOLer comment: "AOL's so easy, I don't have to think."
>                      "I like AOL because the Internet's too hard."
>"If ignorance is bliss, AOL must be heaven."
>"Friends don't let friends use AOL."
>
>Proof WebTVers are Idiots: (WebTV commercial):
>   "If you can use a remote, you can use WebTV."
>   "I can't use my copy machine, but I'm on WebTV!"
(credit to NightHeart)