Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns
From: mckeown@cerl.uiuc.edu (John Mckeown)
Subject: three men and a car
Date: Sat, 9 Aug 97 19:20:01 EDT

A computer engineer, a systems analyst, and a programmer were driving
down a mountain when the brakes gave out.  They screamed down the
mountain, gaining speed, and finally managed to grind to a halt,
more by luck than anything else, just inches from a thousand foot
drop to jagged rocks.  They all got out of the car.

The computer engineer said, "I think I can fix it."

The systems analyst said, "No, I think we should take it into
     town and have a specialist look at it."

The programmer said, "OK, but first I think we should get back 
     in and see if it does it again."