From: "damnfine" <damnfine@one.net.au>
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [rec.arts.movies.current-films] Re: Mena Suvari
Date: 29 Jun 2000 16:14:16 GMT

Subject: Re: Mena Suvari
From: ickyboy1@aol.com (Ickyboy1)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.current-films

>> what the hell is a mena suvari anyway?!
>
>A "mena suvari" is when you force yourself not to look at really
>attractive gradeschool girls for fear of being labelled a pedophile.

Actually I just checked in the dictionary. Here is the entry:

Menasuvari: Untalented, generic pretty blond jailbait bimbo. A Menasuvari is
notorious for removing clothes and appearing on magazine covers. Ref also:
Heathergraham.

Filmography:

American Pie, 1999
American Beauty, 1999
American Overexposure, 2000
American Flop, 2001
American Flop 2, 2002
American Career Failure, 2003
American Overdose, 2004
American Rehab, 2005
American Vanish into obscurity and replaced by next 19 year old starlet, 2006