From: csr-kts@gol.com (Kevin Sullivan)
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [rec.sport.billiard] THIS makes me sick...........
Date: 27 May 1998 11:43:32 +0200

Subject: THIS makes me sick........... 
From: SmorgassBored@webtv.net (Smorgass Bored)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.billiard

I thought that I had seen every conceivable pool question asked and
answered in this group, but NOOOO !
    Yesterday, I was playing a rather obnoxious fellow a game of 9-Ball
(ball in hand on ANY foul) for $50 when he missed and left me an easy
straight in shot on the 8 and then the 9-ball..... While I was chalking
and before he left the table he proceeded to lean over and Vomit what
appeared to be about a pitcher of beer,a couple of pickled sausage and
few bags of Cheeto's directly on,over and all around the 8-ball and the
cue ball. The table now looks like the surface of the moon with all
these chunks and if I move a ball while trying to clean this off, then
it's a foul,loss of shot and ball in hand for him. What does BCA,APA and
r.s.b say in dealing with this?
     I'll tell you what I did in a later post.
                                         rack-em,